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Friday, October 26, 2007 A joke to share Hi Everyone!I feel better after reading all my emails.....I don't want all the negative stuff on my blog so I decided to put a joke..... The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fierestteacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierceas a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more.... followthe lesson.Students: Good morning, teacher.Teacher : (shouting) Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and nightStudents: Good morning, afternoon and night teacherTeacher : That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.Students: Best regards teacher!Teacher : That's better, sit down! Listen. Today I'm going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or a word, all of you must answer quickly the oppositemeaning to the words, understand??Students: Understood teacher! Teacher : I do not want any disturbance!Students: (silence)Teacher :Clever Students: StupidTeacher : HighStudents: LowTeacher : PopularStudents: CalafareTeacher :WrongStudents: CorrectTeacher : StupidStudents: CleverTeacher : NoStudents: YesTeacher : Oh GodStudents: Oh SlaveTeacher : Listen to thisStudents: Listen to thatTeacher : QuietStudents: Noisy Teacher : That's not a question, stupidStudents: This is an answer, clever .Teacher : I'm dead Students: We're aliveTeacher : I'm lazy to teachStudents: We are hardworking to learn . Teacher : Enough! EnoughStudents: More! MoreTeacher : Stop! Stop! Students: Start! StartTeacher : Why are you people so stupidStudents: Because I am someone clever Teacher : Lack manners!Students: Taught enough!Teacher : O.K.Lesson has ended! Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!Teacher : Enough,stupid!Students: Not yet, clever! Teacher : Stand upStudents: Sit downTeacher : I said CALAFARE was wrong! Students: We said POPULAR was correct!Teacher : You people are dumb!Students: We are gifted! Teacher : All of you must stay back this afternoon!Students: Released tonightTeacher : (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)Ok....That's all for now....Oh ya....Remember to take my friend test.....to locate it, click on memories....lol...Bye! xx Lost in the music at 11:45 PM
Ok....That's all for now....Oh ya....Remember to take my friend test.....to locate it, click on memories....
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